I’ll Tell You What…

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I missed Talk Like a Pirate Day! It was Sep 19. I’ve been talking about it all year at work.

I’d forgotten how much I enjoyed xkcd.

…Jim Guigli of California. Mr. Guigli won the coveted Bulwer-Lytton literary parody prize.

His winning entry:

Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you’ve had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.

I think that a great opening line to a novel!

The runner-up winner was Stuart Vasepuru from Scotland. His entry was:

“I know what you’re thinking, punk,” hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, “you’re thinking, ‘Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?’ — and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel loquacious?’ — well do you, punk?”

That’s a winner, too!

…in Argentina or you might lose something more valuable than food!

According to CNN,

Argentine tax officials hit a tax cheat where it hurts most on Wednesday, confiscating the man’s plasma TV two days before Argentina plays Germany in the World Cup quarterfinals.

The man must have cried.

You scored as Anselm. Anselm is the outstanding theologian of the medieval period.He sees man’s primary problem as having failed to render unto God what we owe him, so God becomes man in Christ and gives God what he is due. You should read Cur Deus Homo.

1. Anselm 87%
2. John Calvin 73%
3. Karl Barth 60%
4. Friedrich Schleiermacher 60%
5. Jonathan Edwards 53%
6. Charles Finney 47%
7. Augustine 40%
8. Jergen Moltmann 40%
9. Paul Tillich 27%
10. Martin Luther 20%

Which theologian are you?
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I’m not sure I totally agree with the results here but it’s pretty close.

Your results for Christian Traditions Selector

1: Pentecostal/Charismatic/Assemblies of God (100%)
2: Baptist (non-Calvinistic)/Plymouth Brethren/Fundamentalist (98%)
3: Anabaptist (Mennonite/Quaker etc.) (90%)
4: Baptist (Reformed/Particular/Calvinistic) (88%)
5: Congregational/United Church of Christ (83%)
6: Eastern Orthodox (82%)
7: Lutheran (75%)
8: Anglican/Episcopal/Church of England (70%)
9: Methodist/Wesleyan/Nazarene (67%)
10: Church of Christ/Campbellite (62%)
11: Seventh-Day Adventist (62%)
12: Presbyterian/Reformed (59%)
13: Roman Catholic (53%)

Here’s a quiz I found over at John Dekker’s Journal.

You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren’t already Christian.

Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). Jesus taught the idea of instead of seeking revenge, one should love his or her neighbors and enemies. Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross to save humankind and forgive people’s sins.

1. Christianity 92%
2. Buddhism 42%
3. Judaism 33%
4. Paganism 29%
5. Islam 21%
6. Hinduism 17%
7. agnosticism 8%
8. Satanism 8%
9. atheism 0%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Ok. Who are these two men? Are they the same?

Well? Any ideas?

Which Incredibles Character Are You?


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You are Ephesians.

Which book of the Bible are you?

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I think I may actually need this new Calvin and Hobbes collection set. It’s not too late to send that late birthday present. Hint, hint.